Nicolle Wallace was one of the top advisors to both George Bush and John McCain, and now she is suggesting different figureheads to lead the Republican Party out of the desert. Who tops her list? Actor Gary Sinise. Yes, that Gary Sinise.

“The natural strengths that an actor brings to politics would come in handy to anyone going up against Obama in 2012,” she wrote. “We will need an effective communicator who can stand toe to toe with Obama’s eloquence.”

Does anyone out there honestly think that Gary Sinise has the capacity for abstract thought? Forget eloquence, he ought to master ACTING first.