Archive for March, 2009

Louisiana Policeman: We want black folk to be scared!

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

One of the most frightening things that happens to corrupt governments is when the police or armed forces begin oppressing the citizenry, just to scare them. That very thing happened in Louisiana recently, in Homer. The Homer police apparently stormed into Bernard Monroe’s house chasing Shawn Monroe. Moments later, Bernard Monroe, age 73, was dead of multiple gunshot wounds. The officers claim they acted in defense, the family claims it was cold-blooded murder. But the most shocking part was this:

“People here are afraid of the police,” said Terry Willis, vice president of the Homer branch of the National Assn. for the Advancement of Colored People. “They harass black people, they stop people for no reason and rough them up without charging them with anything.”

That is how it should be, responded Homer Police Chief Russell Mills, who noted the high rates of gun and drug arrests in the neighborhood.

“If I see three or four young black men walking down the street, I have to stop them and check their names,” said Mills, who is white. “I want them to be afraid every time they see the police that they might get arrested.

It doesn’t get any scarier than that. Take away the man’s badge immediately. It’s a bad sign when your policemen sound just as bad as your KKK members.

The future of police

The future of police

 

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How to End Terrorism: Bigfoot, the blurry anti-terrorism lesson

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

A California lawmaker is making waves by suggesting that Google Maps and other public access satellite imaging products should blur the locations of “soft targets”, like churches, schools, hospitals, and government offices. Assemblyman Joel Anderson got the bright idea after reading about how Mumbai terrorists used online mapping imagery to plan terrorist attacks. There are so many problems with this bill, i’m actually going to number them.

1.) This is unconstitutional. American courts long ago decided that pictures taken in public places are untouchable by lawsuits or legislation.

2.) You don’t think the terrorists are going to pick up on this? When they are looking for a school or hospital, will they not notice the large blurry area on the map? They will simply assume that American schools and hospitals are like Bigfoot–permanently blurry in photographs.

3.) If this is, by some stroke of idiocy, passed and enacted–we ought to blur out all hospitals, schools, and government offices except for Assemblyman Joel Anderson’s Office. Naturally, we will keep him in a blurred-out bunker somewhere else, but it would serve as an interesting experiment.

4.) Terrorists have not attacked schools or hospitals in the U.S. They have only attacked major commercial buildings (World Trade Center) and massive government buildings (Pentagon)–so maybe we should blur all the big buildings!

5.) If this whole blurring out thing works, we should just blur out the entire United States. The terrorists would go to plan their attack on Google Earthand find that the United States was completely blurry. Heck, we could blur out the entire world! Google Earth would be rendered useless, but terrorism would be eliminated worldwide!

6.) This is just one of the many tools used by terrorists! They also use airplanes, cars, guns, boxcutters, boots, pants, arabic, and english–we ought to ban all of those terrorist-weapons too!

Google Earth

Google Earth

 

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